About the Gold Brick Squishy
The Gold Brick Squishy is not a butter stick but it belongs with them: a 13 cm brick of slow-rise polyurethane foam under a crackled metallic shell, molded and printed like a bar of bullion, right down to the 999.9 FINE GOLD stamp on top. It is the showpiece of the golden range.
In the hand
The brick is deeper and squarer than a stick, so a squeeze compresses it from the top like a stress ball rather than bending it. The metallic shell crackles the same way as the butter sticks, and the foam takes its ten to fifteen seconds to rise back. It sits heavier in the palm than its size suggests, which suits the joke.
Design and details
The stamp, the beveled edges and the trapezoid profile are molded into the foam. The gold is a metallic finish, not a paint, and it dulls faster in direct sun than the solid colors do, so it prefers a shelf away from the window. To be clear, the weight and purity marks are a design flourish and nothing more. Sold as a single piece.
Where it fits
This is the piece people buy for a desk they are proud of, or as the one gift that does not need a butter joke to land. It completes the golden range next to the Golden 4oz and the Jumbo Golden, and it lives in the Kitchen Squishies collection with the other non-butter shapes.
At a glance
- Format: gold bar, about 13 cm
- Material: soft polyurethane (PU) foam, crackled shell, slow rise
- Sold as: single piece
- Collections: Kitchen Squishies
- Ages: 14 and up, not for children under 3, never edible
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Questions about this squishy
Is the gold brick squishy actually a butter squishy?
No. It’s a separate novelty shape in the shop’s golden range, styled after a stacked gold bar rather than a butter stick, but built on the same slow-rise foam and crackled shell as the rest of the collection.
How big is the Gold Brick Squishy, and what is it made of?
It measures about 13 cm. It is made of soft polyurethane (PU) foam with a crackled shell that crunches lightly and rises back over several seconds.
Is the Gold Brick Squishy sold in packs?
It is sold as a single piece. Designs available by the dozen or in blind box sets are gathered in the Bulk & Wholesale Packs collection, and you can order several of this one in the same cart.
Is the Gold Brick Squishy suitable for kids, and can it be eaten?
It is recommended for ages 14 and up and is never edible. Keep it away from children under 3, because small parts can come loose, and away from pets, and throw it away if it tears.
How fast does the Gold Brick Squishy ship, and can I return it?
Orders are dispatched within 48-72 hours and delivered in 5-7 business days with a tracking number; standard shipping is free on orders of $25 or more and $3.99 below. You can return it unused, in its packaging, within 30 days of delivery.
